Being unproductive can feel like a joke, but it's no laughing matter. It affects our lives in a very real and negative way. It can cause us to miss out on opportunities, feel overwhelmed by everyday tasks, lead to procrastination and eventually burnout.
We may think that being unproductive is just part of life, but it doesn't have to be this way. By setting achievable goals, staying organized and taking breaks when we need them, we can be more productive and will be rewarded with greater success in the long run.
Need a good laugh though?
... Here are ten jokes about productivity that will definitely keep you from being productive today ;-)
- What did the procrastinator do? Nothing - yet!
- Why was the banana so productive? It was always on a 'peel'.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? They make up everything but they can't be trusted with anything.
- What do you call it when someone is efficient but not effective? A quarter past none!
- What did the office supply say to the fellow deskmate? Hey, I'm Binder than ever!
- Why don't robots get stressed out? They don't need to prove their productivity!
- Why couldn't the new employee read the manual on how to work productively? He forgot how to open it!
- What did one calculator say to the other calculator after a meeting? Let's add up our productivity and divide by two!
- How do businessmen keep in line while they're working? With efficiency ropes!
- Why did the student fail his class on productivity? He didn't have enough time to finish all of his assignments!
We hope that these jokes have put a smile on your face and made you feel better! You've deserved it! Stay at it and you will be rewarded with laughs and a lot more productiveness in the months to come.